"You don't know ALL my secrets! You don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. ...DAMMIT!"

I think by my age, you aren't expected to near drown in the shower. Well, maybe "near drown" is... a very very very large exaggeration, but y'know. Drama. See, I had my head under the water cause, it's incredibly cold here and scalding yourself is practically the only way to not freeze. And that's only fifteen minutes everyday! ...I mean, four. *Looks around shiftily* Just in case the water police were interested. Four minutes. ...Chea, right. Anyways. I randomly remembered--and omigod, yes, I do know how this is going to sound--that it's Stalker Guy's birthday on Monday. SHUDDUP. It had to be said. Anyways, I somehow managed to think it and surprise myself--seriously, who does that!?--and gasped and inhaled a lot of water. Sigh.
Well, I know that you guys are going to inflict mental pain on me, but I was wondering what you reckon I should get him. And don't try and be sneaky and tell me to get him something that he's gonna like too much. You guys are sneaky. :D ...Ahaha, how retarded did that sound!?
Anyways, back to my original reason for posting.
I might be going away to Melbourne next weekend! I hope! I'm kind of freaked out that I'm gonna jinx it.
IF I go, I'll be going with my aunt, cause she used to live there, and she has to sort out a few things with work or something. But I'm so excited, cause I was born in Melbourne. Oh, and... my real dad lives in Melbourne. I haven't been there in fifteen years! ...I haven't seen him in fifteen years, either. Oh, and I'm gonna follow someone in a trenchcoat and suspicious sunglasses. :D You know who you are.
So I'm excited! And my aunt keeps telling me about the awesome food (ulterior motive for my mum to send me, I think), which I don't mind cause she brought some of these AWESOME bagels up once; they were amazing! And I don't eat bread just by itself cause it's so gross, but the bagels... Jebus!
It's like milk. Milk is disgusting by itself. You need cookies. Oh. That reminds me, PF! You know how you suggested like, forever ago, that I should microwave some cookies one time? I tried it, but I think that I microwaved them for too long, cause they turned black and melted through the container I put them in. There was smoke everywhere, and the house smelled like burnt plastic for hours. xD
Woah. Way off-track. Back to Melbourne. I'm excited! And I'm gonna be sad if I don't get to go.

Now, comments!!

Leesh: Haha yes, do a picture post! :D
And YES, very sure I don't like him. If I did, I'd tell you guys. Because I know you'd all like to tell me how you knew it; I couldn't take that away from you all. Lmao.

PF: PFPFPFPFPFPF! Woah, that's hard to say out loud. Haha, anyways, I missed you muchly!! And by the way, I always read your incredibly long comments. They're too entertaining to not read. My parents actually give me weird looks cause I laugh so much. :S Ahaha.
Mentally laughing? ...I can't do that. Whenever I try not to laugh I get a weird smirk on my face, which is actually worse than laughing out loud. xD
YES! Old pictures = awesomeness! ...Hah... yeah, I dunno what I'm eating in that picture... I was a strange child. You should see this picture of me when I ate ONE cherry, LMAO. It's so funny.
Yeah... it's so weird, at family reunions and stuff, people who haven't seen me in like ten years can recognise me. Stupid unchanged face, hahaha.
WELL, it's not my fault that I see him every two minutes! Hence my detailed description. I swear I haven't stared at him... much. :P No. Kidding! Do not quote that, lol.
Yes, I hate girls who are like that as well. Like May. She doesn't have any guy friends cause she flirts with them all and... well, they're all gone. Don't ask, I honestly dunno what happened.

Nia: Omigod, you should have seen my face when I read the first part of your comment!! Hahaha! I laughed so much afterwards but at first I was like, "Ummm!"
You're a buffalo!? Wow, you always seemed so human! What with the speaking English and all. Argh, aren't I naive. Lol, kidding. But how can you not see the similarities between her and ET!? It's so... so... um, I forget the word. Darn.
Haha, yes, that was me in the picture. But you wouldn't have been able to eat me cause you would've been like my age or something! Ooh, aren't I smart? Just kidding.
Hm, I appreciate you analysing the picture of him. Good to know you guys don't think he looks like a frog or something. Not that you can really see him, but y'know. And I'm sticking to it being if, not when. :] So there.
Ohh, by the way, don't feel guilty about the whole commenting thing!!! I haven't commented yours in forever--which I shall start doing. Promise!

Christine: Haha yeah, next week I'm going to try and get a better picture of Stalker Guy. Hmm... I think I have a plan! *Gasp* Don't tell anyone.
Oh, well I'm glad you didn't notice the words. Some people are scared of words so I had to include the warning.
Omigod, stupid coldness! Can't it just be Summer or something yet!?
WHAT!? You're stealing my idea!? Noooo!
Ha, yes, do a picture post if you can :D

Okay, I think that's all I have to say. Ooh, I'm going to court tomorrow!
...For an exursion. Sorry, I just love peoples' reactions when I say that. :D

Sorry if this post is kind of odd, I'm watching tv and talking to people. I can't multi-task. I can't remember what I even wrote just now. So yes. Hehe, cya guys. <3
Maybe more pictures next post?