Honestly that never happened, lying is your favourite passion.

D'you guys remember when if one of us wouldn't blog for three days, we'd be like, "OMIGOD! WHERE'D THEY GO?!"
Yeah. I do. Lol.
Just brought it up, cause nowadays I feel weird if I post more than once a week. Which kind of sucks.

Well, today was preeeetty weird, I'll tell ya.
Started off with the freakiest dream. I dunno if any of you guys watch NCIS (awesome show), but this guy on the show called Ducky, was (in my dream) the leader of this spy group or something, and he got killed, but he left behind a list for the others, giving them step-by-step instructions on how to stay alive. It started off in a supermarket, and Ducky was killed in the parking lot (dear god, I've never said "parking lot" in my entire life, why now?); so anyways, they got the list (Gibbs and them; if you watch the show you'd know), and there was something about them killing this biker guy in the cereal aisle, then they had to tie a cable to the lights and crawl along the cable, hanging from the roof, to drop into this laundry box (cliche, ha), and be taken to this plane. Then the plane landed on a balcony and couldn't take off again, cause there wasn't enough room, and it was raining, and then they shrank themselves and the plane, and... well, it was just weird.

So, think I mentioned that we were supposed to go to the beach today; well, it didn't happen. Then I started telling my parents how we'd never have any good memories together by the time they died, and because they smoke excessive amounts, it's always something I worried about.
Then they got all guilty and tried to make me feel better.

THEN something funny happened! My dad walks into the lounge room from having a cigarette in the backyard, and brandishes something at me, going, "What is THIS?"
And I look at it, and it's a tiny white egg!
He goes, "I found it in Tinky (our cockatiel)'s cage!"
We always assumed Tinky (despite the shameful name) was a he.
And so we're all going, "OMIGOD, that's why he's been in such a crappy mood lately!"
If you need any proof, see this:






Yes, well, now we all know why. Lmao. THEN we found another egg, in his cage! Dear god! Oops, ha, I mean her cage. How strange...

Then Indi and I went to the local pool, and we were talking about something, and I randomly brought up bald people, and Indi exclaims, "Nah, there's HEAPS of bald people everywhere!" And this bald guy turns around and stares at her evilly and I cracked up laughing. xD

And while we'd been out, Mum had been attempting to clean Indi's room (I know, right?! Spoilt much? ...But then, her room looks like a bomb's hit...) and she found an entire block of cheese in her clothing drawer!
WTF!? It was an OLD block of cheese, too! Yuck. xD I don't even like fresh cheese. *Shudder*

Well, that's about my day.

DEXTER'S ON TONIGHT!

Do any of you guys watch it? It's so good!

NCIS on Tuesday, and House on Wednesday!

And I assure you, my life doesn't revolve around tv. But all the new episodes of the good shows are coming out at the moment, so cut me some slack. xD

<3